Now (ie, any time between now and Spring) is not the time to go on a diet.
I know how much you want to.
You’ve eaten loads.
Pretty much non-stop.
The biscuits. The crackers. The cheese. The After Eights. The flatbread with red onion. The sausages (little and big ones). The mince pies. The jelly. The pate. The sausage rolls (big and little ones). The tubes of sweets. The chocolates. The crisps. The nachos. Oh the nachos with all the dips.